June 19, 2006

Anybody wanna dog?

Ah, bio-engineered pets from GenPets. They are the newest and most-impressive mass-produced bio-engineered pet option on the market, and even the packaging speaks to the quality of the GenPets. There are fresh strips, a heart monitor, and color-coding for GenPet personality.

They're wonderful and guaranteed, and make perfect friends for anyone from the youngest, energy-filled child to the eldest, most infirmed octagenarian.

Be sure to get yourself in on the GenPet phenomenon right now before they're all sold out near you.
Oh, and Phil Mickelson peed down his own leg today, and Tiger didn't even make the cut.

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