February 3, 2011

Mixing envy and revulsion today

I've mentioned my few collections before, and they're about to look remarkably minuscule in comparison to these next folks.

There's a weird mix of envy and revulsion that exists inside me when I look at the shelves in CBR's ongoing shelf porn series. The series is a simple and weekly one in which they give their readers a chance to show off their collections. The readers take photos of their collections and provide a little write-up. CBR just throws the photos up with a little introduction and leaves it to the rest of us to decide whether the shelves being features are cringe- or envy-worthy.

For these shelves I'm going to choose envy-worthy, particularly because of the collection of Absolute DC editions (I just ordered Absolute Planetary Vol. 2, by the way)...


...the awesome organization of the shelves...



...and the great choice in original artwork that hangs on the walls...


For these shelves, on the other hand, I'm going to go with cringe-worthy because they kinda freak my out with their single-mindedness.



Back to envy-worthy because, even though collecting Superman is lame, collecting The Hulk, on the other hand, shows that you're a little off kilter, and I dig that about you - especially if you have a Hulk with a tiny Hulk necklace.




Collecting Spider-Man: cringe-worthy.  I feel like a hipster saying that the other hipsters are too hipster for my hipsterness.



Collecting Power Girl?  Kinda skeevy...


For some reason, though, collecting Wonder Woman - envy.



Collecting Captain Marvel & having your own spinning comic rackEnvy...



Basically having a comic store in your basementEnvy



Feel free to check out all the other shelf porn entries for yourself, especially the one about Neil Gaiman's shelves.

Oh, and another thing, leaving your action figures in the package is totally cringe-worthy.  They're meant to be played with, folks.

3 comments:

calencoriel said...

Two things...

1. I'd love to change up my shelves on either side of my fireplace to reflect the battle at Helm's Deep and the Pelennor Fields...maybe once the kids leave and I'm finished buying crap for them instead of for me.

b. You so totally love Wonder Woman

ReJEcht said...

I'm merely envious of the fact that he has shelves.

Pictured: My slavish devotion to a few lines of action figures
http://i.imgur.com/OP0BZ.jpg

Perhaps the physical comic books would be a nice touch too.

PHSChemGuy said...

Calen - 1...It's always good to have a goal. Would that diorama be made out of Lego or gum drops?...and b...yes, yes, I do.

ReJecht - I particularly like Sam the Eagle's inclusion as well as how the Martian Manhunter's strong color scheme stands out on that upper shelf.